Moisturize! (after a tough day on the bike, forget all that recovery drink nonsense - it should always be cleanse and tone then moisturize - how else do you think I got this gig as 'The Face of...

Is it just me or do other people find Nigel Farage strangely attractive? Alluring almost? Mind you, what do I know - my wife looks like Brian Blessed.... Ooh look, hob Nobs!

(le) God (a reference to the greatest living Saints player and (only very) occasional partaker of a good steak and kidney pie!)

Eddy

Robert Gesink

Vincenzo Nibali

Wilco Kelderman

Cav

I'm afraid you're both for the high jump now laddies! Mrs Nobby is rolling her sleeves up revealing her latest, rather fetching, 'Pain' tattoo. And, Mostyn, as for maintenance, I do absolutely none...

Di Luca

Garzelli

Gesink

Nibali

Playing it safer than a safe thing in Safetyville, Arizona...

Gesink

Uran

Possibly a dead heat in which case do I get double points? Strangely, given my wide and unbiased, in depth cycling knowledge I appear to be somewhat 'bringing up rear' in the...

Gesink

Di Luca

Boys, boys, boys! I can see Mrs Nobby is going to have to bring her spanking paddle out! (TMI perhaps?) I think we should all have a nice cup of tea and shake hands otherwise I'm going to have to...

Kelderman

Di Luca

Robert Gesink

Fabio Taborre

Hi Dak, one omission from your list is the Specialized Hardrock hardtail which is available from Hargroves (amongst others) for £350. I had one before I got into riding (albeit very slowly!) on the...

Genius Fizban! For a moment there I thought I was back at my 'hen party' (you don't argue with Mrs Nobby - if she wanted a stag party with the boys from the Bricklayer's Arms, she's going to get etc...

Camp! (Any cheap gags about my predilection for all things Giro Pink, fishnet legwarmers and Lidl clipless slingbacks will result in a visitation from Mrs Nobby bearing forth a platter containing...

Robert Gesink

Fabio Taborre

Thanks Fizban - I've almost finished The CW Forum Race Predictions (Giro d'Italia) Winner's acceptance speech 'Friends, Romans and ...'

Oh, I thought I looked rather lush.....sorry!

A brilliant, brilliant ride by Adam Hansen on today's super greasy stage - and all the more rewarding because I picked him to win in today's prediction thread (and not the eventual GC winner, Robert...

Medal (If I had £1 for every time I'd earned one of them at a sportive...... I'd have precisely..... Oh no, sorry that was my 10yards swimming, and I walked the whole way. Wada, an enquiry if you...

Me too! I'm absolutely convinced I said Cav in a bunch sprint, ahem.....

Hi Mostyn, I was about to recommend the Specialized Riva as a seriously comfortable perch and a bargain at £25 then I thought I better have a peek at the Romin - that looks a really nice bit of kit,...

Robert Gessink on the way to GC

Ryder Hesjedal on his way to a podium place

NobbyK on his way to the bathroom.....ps I'd give it 5 minutes if I were you...

Wilco Kelderman

Taylor Phinney