Heading into a personal headwind....
What the; was Wiggo on about? Who wrote that? Takes a bit of getting your head around.
Cyclismas is a good site but in the present era of utter nonsense coming out of the UCI it's sometimes hard to tell their spoof articles from the genuine articles (they had McQuaid's idiot letters to USADA for example).
I think the clue is in the site header "satire"
I haven't slept through Strictly and Christmas have I? It's not April 1st is it?
'Google can bring back a hundred thousand answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.'
LOL! some people will believe this though if they see it!!
Thought it was...