Worst ever Christmas gifts

[NobbyK]

next time a friend has a Birthday, give them a bottle, they may take the hint.

Mrs Nobby is more of a 'Great Smell of Brut' or 'Old Spice' kind of girl, personally I don't mind what I splash behind my ears...

[robhales]

About 15 years ago royal mail in their wisdom decided to give us a packet off bloody seed's for xmas.................

[wuverley]

Now we get stamps, which are obviously quite useful.

[JanetBRISVEGAS]

I caught up with a girlfriend today who haven't seen in ages. She gave me a belated Chrissy gift. Undoubtably worst ever gift.... it's a fly swatter! And I'm not kidding!!!

[wuverley]

A fly swatter is completely useless

[NobbyK]

Unless you are particularly troubled by flies - I solved the problem by always wearing elasticated waist bands. I'll get me coat...sorry, I'm just getting over Christmas...it's been a long day etc etc.

[Mostyn]

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Unless you are particularly troubled by flies - I solved the problem by always wearing elasticated waist bands. I'll get me coat...sorry, I'm just getting over Christmas...it's been a long day etc etc.

Maybe you could get one with your Name on it? It would be very Apt!! Could be called : The Nobby Swatter; because there are no flies on you!

[JanetBRISVEGAS]

Unless you are particularly troubled by flies - I solved the problem by always wearing elasticated waist bands. I'll get me coat...sorry, I'm just getting over Christmas...it's been a long day etc etc.

If you have a coat, you wouldn't need to worry about problems with flies in the first place. Coat would cover all. :-)